About Hostel Giraffe
The WORST PARTY HOSTEL ever opened by poles ( in the center of Krakow?). Receptionist – hopeless and clueless. Bartender – depressed and sloppy. We no speak Englisch. ‘A place whr memories are made and not to be forgotten.’
But, nevertheless, we offer.....
ACTIVITIES - SPECIAL DAYS
Monday – Fruit Day – maggots included
Tuesday – Movie Day – projector – popcorn – comfy sofas – boooorrrring!!!
Wednesday – Cheap Wednesday - the day we don’t rip you off
Thursday – Cake Day – professionally baked in Tescos
Friday – TGIF – a party even more boring than the movies
Saturday – oh, come on – do we have to think of everything?!!!
Sunday – Chill out – relax after a hard weekend of sightseeing and clubbing – yeah.... sure....
EVERYDAY:
• free continental buffet breakfast: ham, cheese, vegetables, cereal, jams, Polish bread, blah, blah, blah, …
• Happy Hour (6-7p.m.) when your hard earned pennies go further.
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And now a list of Giraffe treats:
Free welcoming beer
Free pool table
Free laundry
Free all-you-can-eat breakfast (all day)
Free internet (also WI-FI)
Free maps of Krakow and other cities
Free safe
Free lockers in your rooms
We also have:
Fully equipped guest kitchen,
City/party info,
Trips sold at the reception,
Book exchange,
Board games,
Hostel flyer rack,
Pay phone + phone cards
Towels
24/7 Reception/check-in
No curfew – no lockout
You could stay at the Giraffe and take it easy, not party, and go to bed early...but why would you want to?
Hostel Giraffe is already a party legend but our dorms are nice and quiet (except room7) :)