Dull concrete jungle full of self-important, self-entitled, snobby hipsters
I do not like Melbourne at all. The people are not friendly and everyone thinks they're better/cooler than everyone else, which, if you consider the rule of averages, only half are in the top 50% of other snobby hipsters.
The city is grey and grimy and dirty, relative to Australian cities; by international standards of cleanliness, it's ok.
Don't get me wrong, there's lots of things I like about Melbourne, but I personally just can't get past the people who let it down. GET OVER YOURSELVES!!
Insider Tip:Maybe try to avoid the city? After speaking with many locals, they all agree that the city and inner suburbs is not the place to be.