Reviews: Anonymous

Location: Brazil, Gender: Male, Age: 35

Flying Pig Downtown

Amsterdam, Netherlands
80%

This hostel is amazing. 3rd time I stayed there. Nice staff, Hoegaarden on tap at the reception, comfy pillow room. Located right in downtown. Showers are ok. Rooms, in overall, are dirty, always full of dirty assholes bad-educated kids who goes to amsterdam to party and are freaking dirty pigs that don't care at all about hygiene. Haven't seen bed bugs, though. Breakfast is a little poor.


Sleep Well Youth Hostel

Brussels, Belgium
63%

More like a hotel than a hostel. Location is superb, but the rooms are damn dirty!! Don't look under your mattress! At least, no bedbugs. No lockers for big backpacks. Breakfast, at easter day was amazing. Fresh bread, lots of good stuff. On the next day, it was really bad. Not even fruit. Another bad thing: male-only dorms. No mixed dorms. Why? What's the point? Why not female-only dorms and then mixed-dorms? I hate staying with a bunch of smelly guys. LOCK-OUT is not said on the description.


80%

Nice boutique hostel. Clean facilities, really superb breakfast, nice accomodations, curtains and power and usb outlets on bed. Showers are a pain in the ass, that annoying auto-shut-off system, I hate this! The neighborhood is pure trash, although the risk of armed robbery is inexistent, just like everywhere else in the planet, except Brazil. The good part is that it is only a 2-min walking distance from Gare du Nord.


The Walrus Hostel

London, England
74%

More like a hotel than a hostel. Location is superb, but the rooms are damn dirty!! Don't look under your mattress! At least, no bedbugs. No lockers for big backpacks. Breakfast, at easter day was amazing. Fresh bread, lots of good stuff. On the next day, it was really bad. Not even fruit. Another bad thing: male-only dorms. No mixed dorms. Why? What's the point? Why not female-only dorms and then mixed-dorms? I hate staying with a bunch of smelly guys. LOCK-OUT is not said on the description.


Tucano House Backpackers

Florianopolis, Brazil
91%

That's the third time I stayed at this hostel, and it's always good to come back. All they say about this hostel is true. Fun, beautiful young people, staff are great, it is clean, meals are good, activities are fun, they even maneuver your car while you're sleeping. Kind of place parents send their kids, so they know they're gonna be taken good care of ;P Abraços pra Ana Paula, Carol e Leo!!!!!!!!


Submarino Hostel

Florianopolis, Brazil
83%

Nice hostel, hidden in a quiet spot of the Lagoa da Conceição. The owners are very friendly. Relaxing liberal atmosphere, so it's cool, if you know what I mean.


Ho'oponopono Hostel

Praia do Rosa, Brazil
83%

Owned by 4 uruguayans, cool relaxing atmosphere, the guys at hostel are easy going, nice fellows. The facilities are modest but the price is cheap. Bedrooms are down in the basement/cellar and smells musty, wouldn't be fun on a rainy winter night though lol


Eco Pampa Hostel

Buenos Aires, Argentina
90%

It is CLEAN and near Palermo So-ho, although all the rooms could be female and mixed. Male-only dorms always smell and I don't understand the point of it.


Tucano House Backpackers

Florianopolis, Brazil
97%

The CLEANEST hostel I\'ve ever stayed in my life. Everything is sparkling new, clean and cute. Even the communal bathrooms and the kitchen are and smell cleaness. The crew couldn\'t be better. They\'re amazingly nice and helpful and make you feel very homey. They even park and maneuver your car while you\'re asleep and charge nothing for that! The breakfast is good and goes until 11am. The area is SAFE to walk and near Lagoa\'s restaurants, pubs & nightlife. Will return as soon as possible.


80%

A lot of nice people, pretty girls, interaction, activity, even a pool! Pretty clean for a hostel, but I saw a cockroach near the rooms. The staff is very helpful and kind. The location is BAD, on a not-so-good neighborhood, MANY blocks away from the market (Rouses), the E2 bus stop (to the airport) @ Carrollton & Tulane Av, and the French Qter. On my way to the bus stop, some "bros" made fun of me. However, Canal St. Streetcar passes just by the corner. Would definetely stay there again!!!


80%

A very nice party hostel, with good security. The breakfast is poor: tasteless pancakes with syrup and weak coffee, so you rather make your own. The location is good but the market is a few blocks away. Also, the cleanliness: not very clean, and they've got bedbugs, as almost any hostel/hotel in the US. Bathrooms inside rooms tend to be dirtier than the communal ones. But you can consider this, since it's an excellent party hostel, with lots of social interaction.


Perfect Hostel

Paris, France
50%

It\'s more like a flop hotel than a hostel. Everything is kind of old. The bathrooms are dirty and deteriorated. Breakfast is good.