About

' You can't really say you know a city only because you have been to the biggest square and posted photos of some statues on your instagram. Let us show you an authentic approach to Lisbon's lifestyle in a smart funny way, yet helping you to find all the hotspots too. Our hostel is located in the melting-pot where locals, digital nomads, travelers and artists share ideas, laughs and drinks. With a central location to discover the city on foot, our hostel has raised the standard of hostels to the next level, providing extremely clean rooms with breathtaking views from the balconies. We have 2 independent common-areas to meet different moods, while some people use our lounge room to work or chill, some others will prefer to have some cocktails on our rooftop bar. Every morning, after we serve breakfast, you might want to go for a run to a local viewpoint to start the day full of energy before you head out exploring our local-recommendations. Take a walk on the wild side, be part of the Lisbon community and leave the tourist-traps for others. #Bealocal '

House Rules

Check In

15:00 - 23:00

Check Out

until 12:00

  • Taxes Not Included
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Facilities

  • Free City Maps
  • Free WiFi
  • Free Internet Access
  • Free Luggage Storage
  • Adaptors
  • Coworking Space
  • Airport Transfers
  • Luggage Storage
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Reviews

9.3Superb(1570)
  • Value for Money
    9.2
  • Security
    9.7
  • Atmosphere
    9.3
  • Cleanliness
    9.5
  • Staff
    9.7
  • Location
    8.6
  • Facilities
    9.1
Summary of traveller reviews

We Hate F Tourists in Lisbon is praised for its incredibly friendly and helpful staff, who create a welcoming atmosphere. Guests also highlight the cleanliness and the great rooftop terrace with city views. It's a good choice for solo travellers and those seeking a social yet relaxed environment.

Stayed in Sept 2026
10
Z
Zoe
Female, 18-24, USA
Most amazing hostel I’ve ever stayed in. Everything was clean & amazing. I booked very last minute due to a flight change & I was considering staying longer just because of the hostel. The staff were the kindest souls I’ve ever met. The people you find here are so open and welcoming. Will definitely be back! Thank you :)
Stayed in Sept 2026
8.9
A
Anonymous
Female, 18-24, Canada
Really nice hostel with friendly staff, social vibes and AC!! Would definitely come back. I’d just note the neighbourhood is a little male-dominated for future travellers reference.
Stayed in Sept 2026
9.4
M
MOUAD
Male, 25-30, Morocco
Really enjoyed my stay here! The staff were super friendly, welcoming, and helpful, and the atmosphere was great. The Sintra tour was amazing and definitely one of the highlights of my trip. 🏰 The rooftop bar was also fantastic, with a great vibe and beautiful views. 🌇🍹 I met some really nice people and had a great experience overall. Definitely recommended, and I’d happily stay here again! ❤️
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Location

Rua Capitao Renato Batista, 88, Lisbon, Portugal
1km from city centre