Small, mountainous and very green
Wales is about the size of Wales, which is the joke, and you can drive across it in three hours. What fits inside is three national parks, 600-odd castles, and the only coast path in the world that runs the full length of a country's shoreline — 1,400km from Chepstow to Chester.
Eryri, or Snowdonia, is the reason most visitors come: a compact range of real mountains with a railway to the top of the highest one, slate towns beneath, and the biggest zip line in Europe strung across an old quarry.
Cardiff is a small, sociable capital that fills entirely on rugby weekends, and the south has Bannau Brycheiniog, the Brecon Beacons, and a post-industrial coast reinventing itself. The north and west are where the language is strongest — Welsh is spoken daily by around a fifth of the population, and far more in Gwynedd.